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:: The Outrageous Osbournes: The Astrology Behind TV's Favorite Dysfunctional Family
:: Portrait of Diana's Healer: Oonagh Shanley Toffolo- Royal Medicine Woman
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The Stars of Tomorrow (TONY 2003)
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Mayor Mike Bloomberg: New York's Mayor for The Age of Aquarius
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Hannibalism: Capricorn Film Star Sir Anthony Hopkins and The Myth of Saturn
:: Liza's Wedding: A Match Made in Media Heaven
:: What's So Funny? The Astrological Essence of Comedy: A Singing Waitress Observes
:: 2004 Weekly Updates: Essay Archive
:: 2003 Weekly Updates: Essay Archive

:: Suggested Reading: Astrology, Spirituality, Self-Help

 
 
 
Liza’s Wedding: A Marriage Made in Media Heaven ~ SHELLEY ACKERMAN


For heaven's sake, why didn't they (Liza and David) consult with an astrologer first? With weddings so expensive, with all the hoopla, you'd think they'd leave no stone unturned.

THE WEDDING concluded at 6:25 PM EST on Saturday, March 16, 2002 in New York. The Moon was "void of course" in Aries, and Mars in the 8th square Neptune doesn't look too great either; the bottom line: this union can't possibly make it in the long run.

It’s a shame, because in this case, just waiting one more day, and taking those vows just a few hours later would have helped some. The aspects on late Sunday Evening, March 17 though imperfect, were better and would have given the two improved odds for longevity. Even better than that would have been Oscar Night, March 24, or Good Friday, March 29. (We astrologers go crazy trying to find good wedding charts on those sought after weekend dates, some listen to their astrologers and opt for ceremonies at weird times, like 2:17 AM Tuesday, just to avoid divorce court).

Liza’s a Pisces with Taurus rising (March 12 1946 @ 7:58 AM PST Los Angeles, Ca., Rodden rating: AA). Celestial sleuths take note: it is Liza’s chart in pale blue, that graces the cover of Rob Hand’s classic book, "Horoscope Symbols".

Her chart really lends itself well to astrological study for several reasons. One, she’s a Pisces with her Aries planets intercepted 12th house, her Libra planets intercepted in the 6th, and because of the glaring Mars/Moon/Saturn Conjunction in Cancer at the IC. According to that lineup, Her gifted and troubled mother, Judy Garland (born on June 10, 1922 @ 6:00 AM, Grand Rapids, MN) supplied all the genetic and spiritual content necessary to drive Liza toward a successful career of either expressing it all creatively on stage and in films or crumbling in a self destructive rage.

Liza has done a bit of both.

The ruler of her Capricorn midheaven is Saturn in Cancer. (Family Karma). It conjoins the moon (ruler of the 4th, and Mars, ruler of the Aries interception in the 12th). Talk about having talent, a "karmic career" based on one’s mother’s unconscious illness, and the drive to express it!

About that expensive wedding:

Pluto rules Liza’s natal 7th house, and on the day of the wedding, her progressed Moon was exactly on natal Pluto. So something about this was "on time". Transiting Neptune opposed her natal Pluto, indicating, shall we say, a bit of confusion or deception about this marriage?

Like her Mom Judy, Liza has dated and married gay and bisexual men. Her gifted father, director Vincente Minnelli was bisexual, as was her maternal Grandfather, who was driven out of Minnesota in the late 1920’s with little Judy and the rest of the family because of a homosexual incident. Liza’s first husband was the brilliantly talented composer/performer Peter Allen, handpicked for Liza by her Mom. (This writer was Peter Allen’s opening act at Reno Sweeney in New York in 1975). Peter Allen died of AIDS in 1992.

She subsequently married and divorced Jack Haley Jr. (the Tin Man’s son), and Mark Gero.

The asteroid Hygea, having to do with healing, is conjunct her Sun in the 12th house, and Liza has had many experiences in hospitals and in "recovery". She has suffered from addiction to alcohol and booze (Pisces), and after a bout with encephalitis nearly died some 18 months ago; She has had hip replacement surgery, blew up, and has recently shed approximately 80 pounds. This sequence can only be rivaled by another Piscean Show Biz icon, Elizabeth Taylor.

I guess after all that, we can cut her some slack, and heck, what’s wrong with some PR just for hangin’ in there?
But can it last?

In wedding charts, we know that you've always got to "make the moon happy". The moon represents the woman. The moon void in Aries in the 8th, talks about a driven, impulsive, disconnected, and restless woman looking elsewhere for fulfillment. One can argue that this marriage, rumored to be little more than a massive publicity stunt to re-launch Liza’s career, is in fact just that: all about a restless woman. And the moon in Aries in the wedding chart could support the drive necessary to keep that career burning. But a void is a void is a void.

And Liza’s Second Saturn return is but a scant 2 and a half years away, just about the time that Pluto will square her Sun with progressed Venus conjoining Uranus. It doesn’t look like this union can endure. Not by a long shot.

At present time, there is no birth data for hubby David Gest, producer of Liza’s current European comeback tour. (The duo met when Gest was producing a Michael Jackson TV special). But if I were booking this tour, I’d send her to Australia, where half sister Lorna was at the time of the wedding. Her relocation chart there puts Jupiter on The MC, and Uranus, the ruler of her relocated Aquarius ascendant, in the 5th house.

After progressed Venus hits Uranus, might there be yet another love for her in late 2004, with a likely 5th wedding? (Just like Mom Judy) With Liza’s Chiron conjunct Jupiter in Libra, I would say that she longs for a perfect union, and will keep trying till she gets it right.


Shelley Ackerman is a New York based astrologer and frequent on air commentator. She heads the NY affiliate of the American Federation of Astrologers. Her website is www.KarmicRelief.com.

© Shelley Ackerman, 2002. No parts of this article may be used or reprinted without written permission from the author.
 
Articles by Shelley Ackerman:
:: The Outrageous Osbournes: The Astrology Behind TV's Favorite Dysfunctional Family
:: Portrait of Diana's Healer: Oonagh Shanley Toffolo- Royal Medicine Woman
::
The Stars of Tomorrow (TONY 2003)
::
Mayor Mike Bloomberg: New York's Mayor for The Age of Aquarius
::
Hannibalism: Capricorn Film Star Sir Anthony Hopkins and The Myth of Saturn
:: Liza's Wedding: A Match Made in Media Heaven
:: What's So Funny? The Astrological Essence of Comedy: A Singing Waitress Observes
:: 2004 Weekly Updates: Essay Archive
:: 2003 Weekly Updates: Essay Archive

:: Suggested Reading: Astrology, Spirituality, Self-Help